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And by the way, for all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white. But this person is maybe just arguing that we should also have a black Santa. But, you know, Santa is what he is, and just so you know, we’re just debating this because someone wrote about it, kids…Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn’t mean it has to change. You know, I mean, Jesus was a white man too. He was a historical figure; that’s a verifiable fact—as is Santa, I want you kids watching to know that.

--Megyn Kelly

I feel compelled to confirm the WHITE-I-TUDE of the following individuals...

Cupid
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
All The People Riding In That One Horse Open Sleigh

The Dude Your Wife Lost Her Virginity To
Tweety Bird
Sarah Palin
The Tooth Fairy
The Star Of That New Movie You Want To See
Eric The White (Formerly Eric The Red)
The Man In The Moon
The Pillsbury Dough Boy
6 of the 7 Dwarves. All 8 of the Reindeer.
Sarah Palin
Sully From "Monsters Inc."
Ferdinand The Bull
Tarzan
Corporations
Chewbaca, R2D2 and C3P0
Casper the FRIENDLY ghost.
Jenny from the 867-5309 Song
Sea Monkeys
Humpty Dumpty
Oh Susana... who shouldn't cry for me because I've come from Alabama w/ a banjo on my knee.
Sarah FUCKING Palin.

God (also, important to note... MALE).

Noticeably, but understandably, absent on this list...

NONWHITER AMERICAN.
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